"Doesn't everyone have their secrets?" is the quote from Spencer at the start of this week's episode. Yet there's one secret we all want to know – has Alex cheated on Binky? Will we ever find out? In the meantime, here are the top five moments from tonight's episode.
1. Emma Miller
Another series, another girl for Spencer to chase. This time we have Emma Miller, an old friend of Spencer's who he "used to have a weird infatuation" with. Is there anyone he hasn't had a "weird infatuation" with? "And you haven't slept with her?" notes Jamie, "And that's why you like her?" Quite possibly, which leads to some drinks and, later, an invite to the end of episode party. Will this model be the one to tame him?
2. Poetry
According to the men of Chelsea, poetry is the way to a woman's heart as well as a method of healing your own. When Louise notes that Sam is single because he's a little boy, he replies "Dude, I write poetry". As if that will help. Later, we hear the sad news that Stevie and Poppy have ended their relationship from the last series. To get over his heartbreak, he performs a poetry reading at an open mic night to a less than impressed audience. Powerful stuff.
Is Alex telling the truth? (Channel 4)
3. Mark-Francis at the gym
What good would any episode of Chelsea be without a remarkable quote from everyone's favourite Mark-Francis? After a trip to the garden centre (obviously), Victoria and Sophie persuade him to take a class at the gym. He arrives in all black and hardly breaks a sweat. When discussing his outfit, he claims he hates a round neck t-shirt: "A V if needs be". Expert advice people.
4. Awkward dinners
The first of two awkward dinners comes when Alex and Binky invite Lucy out for dinner with Alex's flatmate, the shy and sweet Robbo, having enticed her out of her melancholy with the promise of "fresh willy". Her response? "I prefer my dog's company than most other people". Ouch.
Later, the end of episode party takes the form of a singles dinner party hosted by Louise. The attendees are a concoction of ex lovers and friends, including the likes of Andy, Jamie, Lucy, Spencer and his new girl Emma. And Louise looks shocked when it inevitably all falls apart?!
5. Alex and Binky
Did he or didn't he? One minute Stevie is being hounded by Fran and Cheska about his knowledge of the events, the next Lucy is hounding Alex over dinner where he claims that Stevie is "a little bitch". Even Mark-Francis and co. discuss the situation in the gym. It's the subject on everyone's minds, none more so than Fran and Cheska who continue to meddle at every possible turn. Can't they just leave the poor boy alone? But then, as Spencer points out, everyone has their secrets…
Will we ever find out the truth? It looks like we'll have to tune in next week…see you there!
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